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Hello! Welcome to my blog. Here is where I review movies I have recently seen. Good and bad. I'll waste my time watching bad movies so you don't have to.

Django Unchained


I had thought I'd seen the worst of Quentin Tarantino by just watching parts of his movie.  Boy was I wrong.  This was by far the grossest, most inappropriate, and offensive films I have ever seen.  It's like the douchebag said "I don't want to make a film, I just want to make people feel uncomfortable".  It worked.  I felt like I was watching an Eli Roth film.  I don't want to spend too much time discussing this movie because it still gives me nightmares.  I only watched it because it's nominated for Oscars, but it helped me discover my hate for Tarantino films is more powerful than my love for my future husband (Leonardo Dicaprio).

Thoughts on nominations:

Best Film (Not!  This was only nominated because it helps the old folks of the Academy reminisce on the times of the Spaghetti Western and original Clint Eastwood and John Wayne movies. Oh yeah it's modernized!  We're old men, we love violence and swearing.  And why not throw in a fake penis.)

Best Cinematography ( I don't know.  My eyes were closed during most of the movie so I couldn't really tell how good it was)

Best Sound Editing (Oh yeah. It was loud.  And even though I had my eyes closed, I could still hear the realistic sounds of a man being eaten alive by dogs, or another man having his eyes poked out, or whatever clever ways we can think of to torture someone that wasn't featured in a Saw movie)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz (Water for Elephants; Inglorious Basterds) (Yeah he did a good job playing the complete opposite of his Water for Elephants character.  I don't really want to know about the latter film I mentioned he was in but he was a good good guy in this terrible movie)

Best Writing, Original Screenplay (If it was written sans violence and swearing and nudity, then yes it deserves this award.  But knowing the sicko that Tarantino is, I highly doubt he left anything out in the script.)

If you're like the rest of America and like watching disgusting movies, then go see it.  If, like myself, you don't like overly disturbing images then please avoid it!  


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